Sorry
Before I go on, I’d just like to mention that Spam is a canned pork product by the Hormel Foods Corporation. It is also many other things, like the previous post by Jazz.
I’d just like to say sorry.
Sorry for being boring.
Sorry for being annoying.
Sorry for being overly quiet.
Sorry for hurting you.
Sorry for being lazy.
Sorry for procrastinating.
Sorry for wasting your time.
Sorry for letting you down.
Sorry for being rude to you.
Sorry for disrespecting you.
Sorry for rejecting you.
Sorry for the demeaning things I’ve said to you.
Sorry for being unappreciative of you.
Sorry for upsetting you.
Sorry for making you mad.
Sorry for being such a frustrating person.
Sorry for not telling you things.
Sorry for letting your teasing get to me.
Sorry for picking on you.
Sorry for destroying your self-esteem.
Sorry for belittling you.
Sorry for shouting.
Sorry for being a prick.
Sorry for being unwilling to do things, take change or try new things.
Sorry for being slow.
Sorry for not being as smart as you.
Sorry for being an idiot. I apparently can’t help it…
Sorry for never having anything to say.
Sorry for not having anything constructive, useful or helpful to say or do.
Sorry for getting in your way.
Sorry for ignoring you.
Sorry for distracting you.
Sorry for making you fat.
Sorry for imposing myself upon you.
Sorry for not complimenting you enough.
Sorry for not helping you when you need help.
Sorry for not waiting for you.
Sorry for not being supportive of you.
Sorry for being so easily upset.
Sorry for not giving you the attention you enjoy, need and deserve.
Sorry for not giving you a present, in any way or form.
Sorry for failing you time and time again.
Sorry for not being there for you when you need or want me to be there.
Sorry for making you read this, I’m sure I’m just wasting your time.
Sorry for saying sorry so much, I just can’t think of anything else to say or do.
Sorry for being hopelessly lost (and useless).
I accept your apologies. =)
“Sorry for making you fat.”
Hah!
A dislike button eh?? I’ll see what I can do about that. Might just edit the code for this one…
Aaron, this is mostly little things (little in comparison to many other people) that I have done over the many years to many many people. It is stuff that sometimes my conscience picks up from my past and hurls at me to feel guilty for. To me, these are big things that I want to deal with myself. And I just felt like putting this up =P
You should make a “dislike” button thing too, because at the moment, I’m not a big fan of these kinds of posts, Antony.
Cheer up, emo kid.
how can you be able to apologise for so much? i’ve never known you to be rude, demeaning or frustrating. if there’s nothing else to talk about, this is a start. i want to know what this is all about.